THIS IS WHAT I FEEL LIKE IN VEGAS... FULL DISTURBIA

KATY PERRY IS ESTELLE'S AMERICAN GIRL...

Katy Perry and British singer Estelle hung out in New York.

Fun Fact: Katy's bus driver for Warped Tour is now Estelle's bus driver for her tour.

KATY PERRY PERFORMING "I KISSED A GIRL" ON " THE TODAY SHOW

Katy Perry, alongside Jesse McCartney and the Pussycat Dolls, all performed on The Today Show as part of their Songs Of Summer Special. I Kissed A Girl being "THE" song of the summer of course. I love my 'lil strawberry girl!

RUMER WILLIS SET TO GUEST STAR ON "ARMY WIVES"

G.I. Jane's very own is going to guest star on the Lifetime series Army Wives. On a side note, I think Rumer looked uh-mazing at her premiere for The House Bunny.

MICHAEL PHELPS ON "THE TODAY SHOW"

Olympic Golden Girl Michael Phelps was on the Today Show August 28th. I would love to swim with him any day.

COVER STORY... "THE HILLS" LAUREN, LO, AUDRINA

Roommates Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge show off their team spirit on the cover of TV Guide. Team being Team Lauren of course. This is a pretty funny cover. If I had to choose I would be Team Lauren for sure because I despise Heidi and Spencer. I guess we should be expecting a Team Heidi Slut-tag cover.

LAUREN CONRAD ON JIMMY KIMMEL

MTV's The Hills Lauren Conrad had a laugh with Jimmy over Heidi's music video.

HEAVEN MUST BE MISSING AND ANGEL...

Because Victoria Secret has signed model Doutsen Kroes to their heavenly family. This glamazon is from the Netherlands and is only 23. I'm absolutely head over heals for this one.

SELENA GOMEZ NEW MUSIC VIDEO "TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW"

It's very Disney appropriate. Selena Gomez: Fun,hip,young and way better than her BFF Demi Lovato's music video. I did have a problem with the last outfit for the dance sequence but the rest was great and she look good. But that damn giant gold tie was so annoying.

LOVE IS THE DRUG ...

THANKS AMY LYNN...

WTF MARKETING PEOPLE! THIS IS SAD...

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Say no to racism people.

HEY EVERYONE, IT'S KATY PERRY AND IT'S KATY PERRY...

On iTunes Top 20 that is ... Snagging the #10 spot with I Kissed A Girl and the #11 spot with Hot N Cold.

KATE HUDSON A THEIF?

A Group of nerds from 220 Laboratories say that Hudson and queen friend David Babaii maliciously and back-stabingly stole their eco-friendly top-secret recipe of hair products.  Wow, Kate Hudson is a liar and cheat and a Meth addict and I wish I never laid eyes on her soft curls.  I should have never let her seduce me while her little gay minion stole our nerd hair formula.  Damn it!

HARRY POTTER ON CONAN O'BRIEN...

So I'm actually a big fan of Daniel Radcliffe, the English actor from all those witchcraft movies, but Harry is not on Conan to talk about the big screen, rather, the big stage Broadway. Daniel is promoting his second starring appearance in Equus. First appearing in London, Danny has now moved to New York to get naked.  Just kidding.  But no really he does go nude. I'm checking on tickets to New York right now.  He is of legal age now after all.
                  

NOT A GOD LOOK DEMI LOVATO ...

Demi Lovato pulled a Beyonce at the Jonas Brothers concert in Chicago on Sunday.  With Mean Girls Miley Cyrus and Mandy-something on your heels, you don't want to give them any ammunition girl.

EVA LONGORIA'S DESPERATE HOUSE WIVES PROMO PHOTO

In the 5th season of DHW has Wisteria Lane's hottest MILF is living in the year 2013. Huh?! Time, travel, speed.  I wonder if the future shows if this show will actually be on the air?

THE DARK KNIGHT ...

 I give the Dark Knight one thumbs up and and three fingers down, you can decide which fingers.  I know I'm a little late with this review but hey, I've been on tour y'all.  I thought Heath Ledger was brilliant and scary and he really keeps you held you into the movie.  Christian Bale as Batman had that horrible deep gargle in his voice and it drove me insane.  My last finger down was for the poor, poor casting choice on hot leading lady, which should not have been Maggie Gyllenhaal.  For the longest time I thought she was Two Face because it looked like one side of her face was a little downsey.  Just kidding I think Maggie is terrific in other films, just not in this one. Her acting was never believable the entire movie.  So I guess I'm missing another finger down...I don't know, I can't count right now?

KARL LAGERFELD AND MARKUS MOLINARI ARE THE SAME!

KARL LAGERFELD IS UN-BEAR-ABLE...

The Iconic fashion God just went baby chic with a cute 'lil bear made in his image, although I have a feeling its not going to be children snagging this limited edition KL teddy bear.  Only 2,500 were made and will launch at Neiman Marcus in September for $1,500.  Well I have a similar thing going on with my Teddy that I've had since I was a little Bambino;  Karl makes his teddy wear sunglasses, I make mine wear a fedora.  SAME!

COVER STORY... 90210

September issue of Nylon Magazine shows off the girls of our favorite area code 90120. This Bitch is back! With a much younger, hipper, fresher group of ho's. Starting with Shenae Grimes, Anna Lynne McCord and Jessica Stroup. I really hope they bring the fashion!

CLAM CHOWDER AND RAISINS, WITH A TOUCH OF TOMATO BASIL ...

NEW COUPLE ALERT!!!

So rumor has it (and by rumor I mean cold hard facts!) that Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long have been getting quite close lately. The two have been seen cuddling and canoodling around Hollywood. Wow, I wonder if Kristen could be the reason for Drew and Justin breaking up. I heard it was Drew who knew that Long was in need of an adieu, but who knows.

ZAC EFFRON WET T-SHIRT ...

Just another chance to see Zac without his shirt. Thank you!

BILLY ELLIOT IS VOGUE ...

The 2008 September issue of Vogue Magazine features model Caroline Trentini in this boys of Broadway Billy Elliot-inspired photo shoot.

BEST OF "POT PSYCHOLOGY"!!

by Pierre Baltadano

The doctors of Pot Psychology are in and they have released a Best Of video.  I love these kids.

                 
The Highest of Pot Psychology from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

IT PAYS TO BE REAL-ISH

Love them or hate them but The Girls of the hit MTV show The Hills are getting paid to be "real."  The salaries of these 'lil money makers have been released and I have to say I'm not that surprised. I actually thought they made a little more than these.

Lauren Conrad is banking $75,000 per episode.

Heidi Slut-tag whores $65,000 per BJ.

Lovely Audrina makes $35,000 per episode. (gurl you paying for dinner)

No drama Whitney makes $20,000 per episode.

Get it girls.

DEMI LOVATO NEW MUSIC VIDEO "GET BACK"

Ugh, I want to like Demi Lovato but I really can't get into this video and the song is kind of forgettable.  Sorry Demi Bore-vato...

COVER STORY... GYM CLASS HEROES

The Cookie Monster Travis McCoy and his wonderfully funny band mates have taken the Cover of AP Magazine in what is the perfect depiction of Warped Tour, Scary Jacked Up Carnival. Look at bassist Eric Roberts, right behind Travie, he is not fazed one bit by the scary roller coaster ride or the killer clowns. I believe the killer clowns are De Jesus and Danny.

Check GCH latest single COOKIE JAR ft THE DREAM

IS MATT DAMON POSSESSED

I don't think so. Its just a PSA called Voices, the ONE campaign's clever way to get peoples attention on ending world poverty. If you listen, you can here First Lady-to-be Michelle Obama's voice.

FRED IS BIGGER THAN MILEY CYRUS AND THE JONAS BROTHERS...

Kiran Chetry, 14, is dominating YouTube with his fictional 5 year-old character Fred.  I knew this kid was going to be big.  Kiran gets more views than Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers. Check out Fred's latest video below.

SOMEONE DOES NOT LIKE SIENNA MILLER...

Oh hells no!  Whose man is she fucking with that she has a girl, and you know it was a girl, spray painting "SLUT" on o' girl Sienna Miller's home.  I would check Kate Moss's bag first.  My second guess is that it's some angry girlfriend of some man that Sienna is probably fucking.  Excuse my French, I meant shagging.  I didn't mean to get all ghetto on y'alls asses like this person did on home girl's wall.  Eew that's rude.  Just knock on the door and call a bitch out.  Just keep it rrreal like that.  I always do, shoot!

Oh, that's right I just remembered that hoeing-ass Sienna broke up the marriage of Balthazar Getty. Girl, karma is a vengefully bitch.

VIDEO CHAT WITH FERRAS AND CHRIS CROCKER

Here is an old video chat I recorded with EMI recording artist Ferras and inter-web celebrity Chris Crocker.

Since the video, Ferras never came out to Texas to join Katy Perry and I on Warped Tour. Katy never performed at the Teen Choice Awards due to them being homophobic and scared of a little controversy.  Chris Crocker has taken his blue jeans off and put on a skirt and grabed his Manolo's and has moved to Hollywood.  So check out Christina's new web site MsChrisCrocker.com.  You're Welcome!

HOT DAD GAVIN ROSSDALE IS BRINGING HOME A BABY BOY

Gwen Stefani gave birth to baby boy Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale at 12:46pm today.  He weighed 8 1/2 lbs.  Gwen and Gavin already have a two- year old son Kingston. Congratulations to this beautiful family!!!  I do have to say the name is kind of crazy. Can you imagine this poor kid in school, while everyone is done with their test little Zuma will still be writing out his name. Too much.

THIS VIDEO IS WRONG...

...But it's hella funny.  I found this video on Travies blog and I'm almost positive it was a direct shot out to me.  I about fell out my chair with what the chubby girl does in the video.

IT'S BABY TIME FOR GWEN STEFANI...

Gwen Stefani and beautiful husband Gavin Rossdale has checked into the celebrity hospital of choice Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles and has scheduled a tummy tuck and lipo suction and I believe they are going to try to fit in the C-section.  I don't know but she will be skinny again No Doubt.  Hahaha I crack myself up!

MILEY CYRUS WANTS YOU TO PAY FOR HER BIRTHDAY PARTY...

This 'lil money maker has teamed up with Disneyland to have her Sweet 16 birthday bash, and it's only going to cost you a small children's discounted price of $250 dollars.  Tickets go on sale August 30 at 9 AM Mickey Mouse Time.

JORDIN SPARKS ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA

The bass player with the beaded goatee... your team Katy!

COVER STORY... LILY ALLEN

The September issue of Paper Magazine features Perez Hilton's BFF Lilly Allen.  Ok, so I have noooo problems with Lily and I love her music but I'm sorry, this Cover is the worst. Actually, I'm not sorry.  It looks like a "stylist" puked on her, then handed her a nasty ass burger and regular, un-diet, Coke.  Eeew and you know her breath is kickin after that burger.  That must have been a joy for the photographer.

JESSICA SIMPSON: AUSTRALIAN FOR BEER...

Well it's not Australian, but it is beer. Jessica Simpson is not only the face of Stampede Beer, she's also a partner taking 15% of the company and in return she will hold beer pong competitions at every concert.  JK, JK, JK! (Rowling). It's not a bad idea.  And, how does one drink smart? It should say, "Be Smart Drink Fart."  Behhhhhytter!

COVER STORY-ISH... MICHAEL PHELPS

I know when I was on the cover of the Wheaties box its was a lot like the cover of Michael Phelps Corn Flakes box, only different.

BORING ASS AVRIL LAVIGNE ON MYSPACE "THE FIT"

MySpace Presents: The Fit with Avril Lavigne


The soulless "punk" pop singer Avril Whore/Bore-vigne is showing myspace how to be put to sleep and have a good nights sleep by listening to her talk.

Be bored, sleep longer...

NEW TO ME ... SHAYNE WARD

The name sounded familar and, after a few clicks on the trusty Google, it all became very clear to me that I may be in love with the sounds of X Factor winner Shayne Ward.  Also, listen for the sick piano solo by my new pianist friend Eli Rise.  FYI the girl on the right was on that MTV modeling reality show 8th and Ocean. Lil Brit Brit.

NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY !!!

THE CHO SHOW PREMIERES ON THURSDAY...

The Korean Of The Year Margaret Cho has returned to television-ish with her new VH1 reality show "The Cho Show." I would say this may be TiVo worthy not only because of how funny I think Margaret's parents are but my friend/Comedian Selene Luna is on the show. So click here for a sneak peak... You're Welcome!

KATY PERRY GOT SOMETHING TO SAY...

Clearing the air with a fart from Katy Perry on Vimeo.
She's back to Vlog ... Get into it!

KRISPY KREME BACON CHEESBURGERS?

Sick!  I see about 25 heart attacks and I'm so freaked out by this.  During one of my daily treks through the interweb, I came across this horrible creation.  No wonder we have the highest rank in obesity.  Now I know Katy is just dying for one of these.  Since Perez Hilton is losing weight I wonder if he can eat one of these on his cheat days?

Eew I kind of want a bit, you know, for research purposes. You're Welcome!

JESSICA SIMPSON "REMEMBER THAT"

Okay, I actually like Jessica Simpson as a country singer, but these lyrics are hilarious: " Remember how we told you, you were stupid," and, "Remember when he pushed you in the hallway just enough to hurt a little bit." What?!?!

WELL LOOK WHO MADE IT TO THE TOP...

Huh, I never really took him for a top. Well people surprise you everyday. David is on top and #1 on iTunes with his single Crush.

JAMES FRANCO FOR GUCCI ...

Gucci has snagged James Franco and has the new celebrity spokesmodel in what is the first series of television commercials for Gucci by Gucci.

COVER STORY... ELLEN AND PORTIA

Pretty funny people do get married.  Ellen DeGeneres talk to People Magazine about marrying her long time girlfriend actress Portia de Rossi.

Portia on her special day- The love we felt from the people surrounding us, and the love we have for each other, made this the most beautiful and emotional day.

COVER STORY... MICHAEL PHELPS

U.S. Golden Boy Michael Phelps shows off his eight gold medals on the cover of the August 2008 issue of Sports Illustrated. This is Phelps 5Th appearance on the magazine.

LEO DICAPRIO'S NEW MOVIE TRAILER "BODY OF LIES"

OK Leo you need a whole new hook up. This movie is giving me "Blood Diamond." I think he may be going through some kind of psychological change in his life.

ESTELLE'S NEW MUSIC VIDEO "PRETTY PLEASE"

I love Estelle but I'm thinking this video is whatever and the eye makeup in the second half of the video freaks me out.

SEASON 4 OF MTV "THE HILLS" TONIGHT 10PM

My favorite non-famous famous girls are back. Including Slut-di Slut-tag.

WONDER(BRA)FUL DITA VON TEESE

I told you it was coming. Dita Von Teese has released her first Ad campaign photos for Wonderbra. Very sexy! She's giving curves. Katy look into your future. We all know who's responsible for those amazing red lips, our good friend and makeup artist Gregory Arlt.

Dita on her sexy ways- It’s not about seducing men, it’s about embracing womanhood.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE FOR, WELL, FOR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

I want my own label!   Justin Timberlake was shot for his clothing label William Rast.  It's a pretty smart move for his label cause 'lil child can just advance its image himself.  For free too! Oh, and he's looking alright don't ya think?

COVER STORY... PETEY WRIGHT

And the winner is Petey Wright, betting out the countless entries of pretty boys and not-so-pretty-but-really-scary-boys and despite some apparent contestant controversies. Cover boy and the new face of fall Petey has won the male model search put on by VMan and Ford Models.  You voted for him and I say you voted right.  The new comer was photographed by the famed Hedi Slimane, and perfectly style by Nicola Formichetti. I say he looks like a young Johnny Depp.


So I went to pick up this Quarterly's Fall 2008 Issue, as you all should, and couldn't help but notice the Hail To The Brief ART-icle on Belgian Calvin Klein Model Garrett Neff. Because of this picture I have enrolled back into my gym.  Thanks VMan

KATY PERRY SAYS GOODNIGHT...

Good night and Good bye Warped Tour


Love this Dolce and Gabbana dress on Katy... Love and miss our Warped Tour Family!!!

THE JONAS BROS ON CHELSEA LATELY...

I never knew my favorite boys appeared in an interview on Chelsea Lately!  

A MUSIC VIDEO PARTY WITH JARED AND MIA...

So here are some videos of my good friends Mia Moretti and Jared Craft getting down before going out... I love my friends!

SITTING WITH GEORGE...

My director friend Andrew Gallery writes-

"So I was lucky enough to get invited by Kat Lucas to go the the premiere of the new Star Wars film, The Clone Wars, little did I know that after walking the red carpet only feet away from George (see pic), I would be sitting right next to him in the theater. haha, totally surreal. I had better seats than JJ Abrams!!! I eventually made Katie switch seats with me so she could sit next to her dad, but I was still just one seat away. watching a film with the creator next to you was amazing. the other picture is Kyle and me. what a day, thanks Kat!!"

I just thought this was pretty cool... You're welcome

WOOF!

Have any of y'all seen the pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal that JustJared.com has put up. That man has beefed up and maned up for his new movie Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time and the results are juicy. Even with cute Reese Witherspoon by his side, doesn't he look like a gay ol' WWF wrestler? His name will be The Fury.

WHO KNEW!

by pierre baltadano

Did anyone catch NBC's Bob Costas' interview with President Bush?  During the Olympics?! I thought it was amazing and what was good is that I felt that it wasn't trying to push Bush into a corner or asking him questions to create headlines.   I felt that Costas was just asking out of pure journalistic intrigue and pursuit for justification and clarification for the rhetoric created by the current Administration.  Sorry if politics feels a little off but it was a gem for me to find this while leisurely watching the Beijing Games.  

Now, the vids keep getting removed from YouTube so it's been tough getting one to stick, (hmm), but above is one that I've seen sticking the longest.

MEET OUR FAVORITE NEW DJ...JESSE MARCO

by Sabrina Bacon

Jesse Marco is just 21 years old, but this native New Yorker, who has already established himself on the nightlife scene for his fast hands and keen ear, has now successfully crossed over into the fashion world.

Still a student at NYU, Jesse spins regularly at a number of boldfaced nightspots in the city (including Stam and Lily favorite 1Oak.) Oh, and did we mention that he counts Jay-Z and Kanye West, as well as fashion royalty Marc Jacobs and Kate Moss amongst his audience members?


Recently, in addition to spinning many venues like Rock the Vote's official Lollapalooza after-parties at the Hard Rock Hotel, a French Connection party, a post-CFDA awards bash hosted by IMG at Goldbar, and the Calvin Klein “Secret Obsession” Fragrance launch (that never saw the light of day), Jesse has also just signed a modeling contract.

In his first week with his agency, he shot a campaign for London (and soon-to-be New York) giant Topshop, and has also worked with fashion favorite Terry Richardson on a Uniqlo campaign.


But, as Mark Ronson once said, it’s Jesse’s prowess in the DJ booth that merits the most praise. “Jesse’s adept technically and knowledgeable about umpteen genres of music,” the Grammy-award winning producer told Page Six Magazine. And, assuredly, his recent line-up of gigs would indicate that the city’s tastemakers have taken notice of this fresh, young talent and the energy he creates.

You can check Jesse out at www.myspace.com/thedjjm, and of course, keep an eye out for him in TopMan when it opens on Broadway!

KATY PERRY'S TIPS FOR TOURING WITH BOYS...

• MTV
• Music Videos
• MTV Shows
• Entertainment News

My favorite part in this video is when Katy and Victoria Asher from Cobra Starship beat the boys at their own video game. "Go Estrogen!"

JAMES FRANCO THINKS LIKE EVERY GUY ON WARPED TOUR...

AOL Moviefone caught up with James Franco - I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.

I should really introduce this Pineapple Express star to a few bands here on Warped Tour. James you would have a blast on the road!

For more of James Franco, check out this video interview from NYTimes.com's T Magazine. He discusses his love of Beverly Hills 90210, playing James Dean, and what it's like to kiss Sean Penn in the upcoming Harvey Milk movie. I KNOW that when I kissed James Franco, he was milky smooth. Just kidding. I think he would be though. Hmm?

FERRAS OUT AND ABOUT LASTNIGHT...

Our 'lil cholita hit the black carpet last night at the EA Sports premiere of Madden NFL '09 at STK Nightclub in West Hollywood.  Also in attendence was the ever-thining Perez Hilton.  Celesbians Tila Tequlla and Courtenay Semel.  And new to the LA scene like a shiny penny is Leven Rambin we all remember her, she was the very young actress shagging Marc Ronson.

Wow, I bet Perez had a field day at this party.  I hear Victoria and David Beckham showed up as well. Lucky!

BREAKING NEWS: TILA HAS "TERRETS"... AND IN OTHER NEWS, SHE IS ALSO A JACKASS

by pierre baltadano


I think Tila was educated by Tyrone Biggums (see vid below) cause pour 'lil girl has gone and announced that her new album will be called I Have Terrets. She recently hit up her MySpace and announced that she would be releasing this gem of an album to help us "hot bitches get up...shake [our] asses and pop that booty!!!!," which I am all about. It helps the blood flow. Thanks Tila! Oh, and I think she MEANT to say Tourette's. 

                          

COVER STORY... KATE HUDSON

Kate Hudson is giving me witch on the September 2008 issue of W (stands for Witch) Magazine. Maybe this is a warning to all men who dare tamper with her heart. She will hex you! Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch I tells y'all.  I wonder if she knows Suzanne Sansone?

TILA TEQUILA HAS BAGGED HERSELF AN HEIRESS-ISH...

Tila Tequila is now dating Yahoo's CEO Terry Semel's daughter Courtenay (Stank Eye) Semel. So now the drama for MTV is that Tila will not be returning for A Shot Of Love part 900. 

JEWEL "A KISS FOR COUNTRY"

Jewel is the new Mary Kay Cosmetics spokesmodel.  A Kiss for Country campaign is a charity to help end domestic violence. 

Jewel on being involved- It's a topic that's close to my heart. I was homeless for a year and saw first hand how sometimes the streets can be safer than what's at home. 

Wow, this is realness. I had the pleasure of sitting down with Jewel and our mutual friend, famed stylist Jessica Pastor, at one of her favorite LA restaurants Il Sole right before I went on tour with Katy.  Jewel was everything Jessica said she was; beautiful, kind, and just had a real sense of togetherness.