JESSICA SIMPSON ON "THE VIEW"

Love JS, but she's giving me trophy housewife in this Diane Von Furstenberg wrap dress.

JESSICA SIMPSON: AUSTRALIAN FOR BEER...

Well it's not Australian, but it is beer. Jessica Simpson is not only the face of Stampede Beer, she's also a partner taking 15% of the company and in return she will hold beer pong competitions at every concert.  JK, JK, JK! (Rowling). It's not a bad idea.  And, how does one drink smart? It should say, "Be Smart Drink Fart."  Behhhhhytter!

JESSICA SIMPSON "REMEMBER THAT"

Okay, I actually like Jessica Simpson as a country singer, but these lyrics are hilarious: " Remember how we told you, you were stupid," and, "Remember when he pushed you in the hallway just enough to hurt a little bit." What?!?!

JESSICA SIMPSON SINGING ON THE VIEW

Country's new singer Jessica Simpson sings her first country single "Come On Over" on The View.