COVER STORY... "THE HILLS" LAUREN, LO, AUDRINA

Roommates Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge show off their team spirit on the cover of TV Guide. Team being Team Lauren of course. This is a pretty funny cover. If I had to choose I would be Team Lauren for sure because I despise Heidi and Spencer. I guess we should be expecting a Team Heidi Slut-tag cover.

LAUREN CONRAD ON JIMMY KIMMEL

MTV's The Hills Lauren Conrad had a laugh with Jimmy over Heidi's music video.

IT PAYS TO BE REAL-ISH

Love them or hate them but The Girls of the hit MTV show The Hills are getting paid to be "real."  The salaries of these 'lil money makers have been released and I have to say I'm not that surprised. I actually thought they made a little more than these.

Lauren Conrad is banking $75,000 per episode.

Heidi Slut-tag whores $65,000 per BJ.

Lovely Audrina makes $35,000 per episode. (gurl you paying for dinner)

No drama Whitney makes $20,000 per episode.

Get it girls.

SEASON 4 OF MTV "THE HILLS" TONIGHT 10PM

My favorite non-famous famous girls are back. Including Slut-di Slut-tag.

MTV "THE HILLS" SEASON 4 TRAILER...

Loves it! Can't wait for The Hills! All the drama.

Audrina: Justin. Whenever he drinks we get in a fight.

Colin Owens: I'm not that way.

Omg! Audrina finds a new man? It's all too much.

Spencer's sister invites Lauren to her birthday party. If that's not asking for drama I don't know what is.  

SAVE OUR TROOPS FROM HEIDI AND SPENCER...

Oh no! Heidi and Spencer have planned a trip to Iraq. Haven't the poor troops been through enough. Supposedly John McCain's daughter is putting together the trip.  Let's hope she also put's together some outfits for them FULL of bling to see how it goes.  Or maybe they can just desert-style their previous music video shoot.  The most hated girl on The Hills is now going to be the most hated girl in the Middle East

SPEIDIWEB.CUM ... SICK

Heidi Fucktag and Spencer Shat are launching a social networking website Speidiweb.com that they say is going to be bigger than Myspace and Facebook. Are these two douche bags delusional. I went to this "social network" website. It's just a site about them. Am I surprised? No! These two fuck fucks think everything they do is bigger than life. Speidi sounds like some vicious blood sucking eight legged hyper breed spider that sucks your sooooul. Wow...I totally needed to vent. Although I linked it, try not to visit it and just take my word that it is quite a scat-acular experience.