STILL MIGHT BE HOPE FOR AMY WINEHOUSE

So I know what your thinking. It's the classic case of beauty and the crazy crackhead/junkie whore beast but, if you blur your vision, Amy looks semi-normal. Semi. Who is this hot piece of meat you ask? Well his name is Josh Bowman. He's a rugby player. H-ahhhh-t! The two met whilst on vacation in St. Lucia.

Please please Amy don't bring this one down with you. Keep your crack pipes and coke far, far, far away from "our" new boyfriend Josh-ua.

Don't think about drugs. Don't think about drug. Don't think about drugs.

KATE HUDSON A THEIF?

A Group of nerds from 220 Laboratories say that Hudson and queen friend David Babaii maliciously and back-stabingly stole their eco-friendly top-secret recipe of hair products.  Wow, Kate Hudson is a liar and cheat and a Meth addict and I wish I never laid eyes on her soft curls.  I should have never let her seduce me while her little gay minion stole our nerd hair formula.  Damn it!

COVER STORY... EVA MENDES

Pete Wentz isn't the only pretty face opening up. My favorite face Eva Mendes is on the cover of the August 2008 issue of Interview Magazine. Eva talks about addictions and rehab.

"I’m proud of people who have the determination and the fearlessness to actually go and face their demons and get better."

"I’m confused by this whole celebrity-obsessed culture. It’s really weird."

SHADY, SHADY, SHADY...

Jacob the Jeweler is blinging his ass all the way to jail. According to TMZ, this baller jewlery maker is on his way to two and half years in prision for lying and laundering $270 million in drug profits. See, that's what happens when you get all greedy. It's not cute. JJ created jewelery for some of the most wealthy and influentual people in the world, including P Diddy. I wonder how this is is going to affect his business?