COVER STORY... DAVID BECKCHAM

Why wouldn't you want to celebrate any occasion with David Beckham. British GQ Magazine gets it. That is why they have put David on the cover for their December issue celebrating their 20th year anniversary.  Cheers to that umm K!!!

ALWAYS WANTED TO EAT DAVID BECKHAM'S FINGERS?

Well now you can. Soccer star David Beckham has come out with his own line of healthy frozen food. GO3 Fish Fingers. Yummy. I can't wait to have Davids fingers inside of me. I just don't think I'm getting enough Omega-3 in my life. So what I'm going to do is make sure I have Davids finger in me at least 3 times a week. I so happy to be on this health kick!

EEW... YOU DONT STEAL FROM THE BECKHAMS!

No, no, No! You thank God every day that you get to be in their presence and that you get to bask in their ever glowing light of fashion and beauty. So it went down like this. Two of the Beckhams' staff in England stole items and tried to auction them off on Ebay. The police were tipped off by Victoria's parents who recognized an item up for auction. The staff members in question are a woman, 56 years old, and a man, 55, both from Essex (eek).  They have been arrested and are currently on police bail.

FERRAS OUT AND ABOUT LASTNIGHT...

Our 'lil cholita hit the black carpet last night at the EA Sports premiere of Madden NFL '09 at STK Nightclub in West Hollywood.  Also in attendence was the ever-thining Perez Hilton.  Celesbians Tila Tequlla and Courtenay Semel.  And new to the LA scene like a shiny penny is Leven Rambin we all remember her, she was the very young actress shagging Marc Ronson.

Wow, I bet Perez had a field day at this party.  I hear Victoria and David Beckham showed up as well. Lucky!

WORKING OUT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR JUST GOT HOTTER ...

Armani has David Beckham working out in his underwear. Please don't try this at home unless you are David Beckham. Actually, this might be the look Katy and I go for on Warped Tour because it's so freakin hot! In the shweaty balls kind of way. Hmm...underwear and balls...