PORNO MAKIN'

by pierre baltadano

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NEW COUPLE ALERT!!!

So rumor has it (and by rumor I mean cold hard facts!) that Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long have been getting quite close lately. The two have been seen cuddling and canoodling around Hollywood. Wow, I wonder if Kristen could be the reason for Drew and Justin breaking up. I heard it was Drew who knew that Long was in need of an adieu, but who knows.

DREW BARRYMORE AND JUSTING LONG CALL IT QUITS...

His last name may be Long but his relationship with Drew was short. I guess in Hollywood time it was a good run. The rumor I started was that they broke up after Justin Long caught Drew using a PC. AAAAAAAAAW! He Ike and Tina'd her so quickly. Just kidding.  A rep for Drew Barrymore's told US Weekly that they are still friends. The irony of this is that Drew and Justin are both starring in He's Just Not That Into You. Huh, a little early for a publicity stunt - movie's not due 'til February 2009.