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Minggu, 24 Agustus 2008

NEW COUPLE ALERT!!!


So rumor has it (and by rumor I mean cold hard facts!) that Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long have been getting quite close lately. The two have been seen cuddling and canoodling around Hollywood. Wow, I wonder if Kristen could be the reason for Drew and Justin breaking up. I heard it was Drew who knew that Long was in need of an adieu, but who knows.

Sabtu, 23 Agustus 2008

Kamis, 21 Agustus 2008

SOMEONE DOES NOT LIKE SIENNA MILLER...


Oh hells no!  Whose man is she fucking with that she has a girl, and you know it was a girl, spray painting "SLUT" on o' girl Sienna Miller's home.  I would check Kate Moss's bag first.  My second guess is that it's some angry girlfriend of some man that Sienna is probably fucking.  Excuse my French, I meant shagging.  I didn't mean to get all ghetto on y'alls asses like this person did on home girl's wall.  Eew that's rude.  Just knock on the door and call a bitch out.  Just keep it rrreal like that.  I always do, shoot!

Oh, that's right I just remembered that hoeing-ass Sienna broke up the marriage of Balthazar Getty. Girl, karma is a vengefully bitch.

MILEY CYRUS WANTS YOU TO PAY FOR HER BIRTHDAY PARTY...


This 'lil money maker has teamed up with Disneyland to have her Sweet 16 birthday bash, and it's only going to cost you a small children's discounted price of $250 dollars.  Tickets go on sale August 30 at 9 AM Mickey Mouse Time.

Minggu, 13 Juli 2008

POT PSYCHOLOGY...

by pierre baltadano


So I've been catching these video blogs called Pot Psychology put on by Tracie Egan, a.k.a. Slut Machine, at that great clap-havin' blog Jezebel.  I started tuning in around the second or third episode in mid-December-ish and I have loved her and her friend Rich's great advice on viewer questions such as: "My Roomate is Bulimic. What Should I Do?" and, "Does the Horrific Taste of Vagina Become Less Vomitous as I Get Used to Oral?" and, "I Have 3 Tiny Bumps the Size of a Pinhead in a Row at the Base of My Dick.  What Are These?: P.S. Is It Bad/Weird to Hookup With People You Meet on the Internet for Sex?"  They are heroes.