RUMER WILLIS AND SHENAE GRIMES ARE THE SAME

Both are giving me rib tattoo's. I know Rumer's tattoo says "BE PRESENT" but I can't really make out what Shenae's says.  Maybe Shenae's says "BE A BETTER ACTRESS".  I guess we will never know.

KATY PERRY AND ANNA LYNNE MCCORD ARE THE SAME

Wow, how interesting. I wonder how 90120's Anna Lynne McCord managed to get all that poodle hair under that short bob wig. Well, in the game of fame same there are no winners; but since I made it up, I say Katy wins! She looks the best in her Dolce & Gabbana dress. You're welcome!

KATY PERRY AND ANNE HATHAWAY ARE THE SAME...

Stylist Camilla Nickerson and Stylist Johnny Wujek might be on the verge of a new fashion trend for the fall.

MADONNA AND MARKUS ARE THE SAME...

KARL LAGERFELD AND MARKUS MOLINARI ARE THE SAME!

KARL LAGERFELD IS UN-BEAR-ABLE...

The Iconic fashion God just went baby chic with a cute 'lil bear made in his image, although I have a feeling its not going to be children snagging this limited edition KL teddy bear.  Only 2,500 were made and will launch at Neiman Marcus in September for $1,500.  Well I have a similar thing going on with my Teddy that I've had since I was a little Bambino;  Karl makes his teddy wear sunglasses, I make mine wear a fedora.  SAME!

LEO DICAPRIO'S NEW MOVIE TRAILER "BODY OF LIES"

OK Leo you need a whole new hook up. This movie is giving me "Blood Diamond." I think he may be going through some kind of psychological change in his life.

OLIVER MARTINEZ AND COLIN OWENS ARE THE SAME...

Rumor has it that hottie Colin Owens is the new boy of the MTV reality show The Hills. I think he's worth keeping a eye on. Plus, Lauren and Audrina need something hot to look at - the boys on the show are so fugly and boring. You're welcome.