AMY WINEHOUSE'S KNOCK OUT PERFORMANCE ... LITERALLY

Amy served a fan a knuckle sandwich after the fan reportedly said something offensive about Amy's man Blake Fielder. I say that it's always best to never get in between a girl and her crack-dealer - it always gets nasty.

AMY WHINEHOUSE DISS ON KANYE WEST

During Amy's soundcheck for her performance at Glastonbury Music Festival, on Saturday evening Amy sang into the microphone, "At least I’m not opening for a cock like Kanye”
To hear the audio click here

Kanye's response, "This just in... Amy Whinehouse hates me!! Now I've really made it!!! LOL!!!"

MILEY CYRUS " 7 THINGS" MUSIC VIDEO

I love Miley. I just don't love this song or this music video. Lame! The 10 year-old girls crying in the video freak me out.

Miley is going to be the host for the Teen Choice Awards and Katy Perry will be performing I Kissed A Girl so check it out or make sure to set those TiVo's.

A BIRTHDAY SONG FOR PIERRE...

It's Pierre Baltadano's 24th birthday today so Katy and I decided to sing him a song and tell him how much we love and miss him.

MARY-KATE OLSEN VS SPENCER PRATT

So Spencer "Anal Douche" Pratt has taken offense to her comment while on David Letterman. So now the heat is on. You know how I feel about this ass whipe. So I'm definitely Team MK for shurr.

Spencer-

"I don't really get why she'd use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one's going to see."

"I forgive her, though, she's had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough."

BRAVO GOES THE ATL

Bravo is now bringin' the dirty dirty south to its network via The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Episodes will begin airing July 30th. I'm hearing that Megan Good and the Barefoot Contessa got cast for Bravo's hit show.

NICOLE RICHIE HAS A COOK BOOK...

Our tiny 'lil grl has come out with a cookbook. Main ingredients for most of the recipes are Starbucks, gum, cigarettes, and your Blackberry. Just kidding.  Wife and mother Nicole Richie is super healthy and I bet she has some good tips. Love you baby grrrrrl!

VITAMIN WATER HAS CARRIE UNDERWOOD HORSING AROUNG...

American Idol winner Carrie Underwood has teamed up with Vitamin Water.  I want my own Vitamin Water called Markusisthedrug Fruit Splash Elixir - It'll be a fruity hangover elixir and pick-me up.

PLAY WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE...

No, not in the way we would all like too. Justin Timberlake ads as Givenchy's newest fragrance spokesmodel for "Play" have been released. Ok I'll "Play" all day long.

JESSICA SIMPSON SINGING ON THE VIEW

Country's new singer Jessica Simpson sings her first country single "Come On Over" on The View.

COVER STORY... BARACK OBAMA

Our future President, Senator Barack Obama, is on the cover of Rolling Stone. Even though they gave Katy Perry a bad review I'm thinking you might want to go out and buy this issue that comes out July 10th, 2008. You know it's one of those collector's issues. You're welcome.

COVER STORY ... VANESSA HUDGENS

Cosmo Girl has the High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens for the July/ August issue.

Nessa on romance- “If you really love someone, you shouldn’t have to work at it.”

MARKUS AND ETHAN VIDEO BLOG...

I did a video blog with Katy Perry's band leader Ethan Roberts.

SPEIDIWEB.CUM ... SICK

Heidi Fucktag and Spencer Shat are launching a social networking website Speidiweb.com that they say is going to be bigger than Myspace and Facebook. Are these two douche bags delusional. I went to this "social network" website. It's just a site about them. Am I surprised? No! These two fuck fucks think everything they do is bigger than life. Speidi sounds like some vicious blood sucking eight legged hyper breed spider that sucks your sooooul. Wow...I totally needed to vent. Although I linked it, try not to visit it and just take my word that it is quite a scat-acular experience.

J'ADOR JUDE LAW + DIOR HOMME SPORT

Jude Law is now the face of Dior Homme Sport. Jude just wrapped shooting the commercial for Dior in the Bahamas. I think Jude Law is a perfect choice for Dior. I'm thinking short shorts.

WHO WHORED IT BETTER?

Look what we have here. Two girls one dress . Dania Ramirez whored it on the red carpet and Katy Perry whored it during her Spike TV Men's Choice Awards. Who do you think whored it better? Dania or Katy?

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ROTATING SKYSCRAPER. I WANT ONE ...

This tower of energy will be powered by wind turbines and photovoltaic cells. Holla that means low energy bills y'all. It may also generate enough power to help its neighbouring buildings.

Oh, and the first ten floors are luxury apartments. Rumor has it that Miley Cyrus has already put her down payment, and if its good enough for Miley its good enough for Markus...

For more on this spinning skyscraper of the future click here

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY THIS SUNDAY SO HAVE FUN THIS WEEKEND Y'ALL

by Pierre Baltadano

(Spechally dedicated for shanny and andrew)

YOUNG HOLLYWOOD...

So I found this new blog site when I googled my name today. I do it daily. Just kidding. Chut up! I found Young Hollywood and I liked it.

"I don't even get to mention that Katie's BFF, fashionista and stylist to the stars Markus Molinari, will be backstage for the duration."

THE KATY PERRY WARPED TOUR FAMILY...

With a few add ons.

OLIVER MARTINEZ AND COLIN OWENS ARE THE SAME...

Rumor has it that hottie Colin Owens is the new boy of the MTV reality show The Hills. I think he's worth keeping a eye on. Plus, Lauren and Audrina need something hot to look at - the boys on the show are so fugly and boring. You're welcome.

3RD TIMES A CHARM FOR GWYNETH PALTROW

Buzz around the blogging cooler is that Gwyneth is with child. Mrs. Chris Martin was quoted in Harper's Bazaar magazine saying “I may force myself to do it one more time because the result is so worth it." I wonder what annoying name she can come up with next; I say name the baby Pie. So she could yell, "Apple Pie get over her right now" or "Apple Pie, not before dinner." Hahahaha.

SHADY, SHADY, SHADY...

Jacob the Jeweler is blinging his ass all the way to jail. According to TMZ, this baller jewlery maker is on his way to two and half years in prision for lying and laundering $270 million in drug profits. See, that's what happens when you get all greedy. It's not cute. JJ created jewelery for some of the most wealthy and influentual people in the world, including P Diddy. I wonder how this is is going to affect his business?

MARY-KATE OLESEN WHO?

MK is going to make a guest appearance on ABC's Samantha Who? The episode is scheduled to air this fall. You go girl!

WORKING OUT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR JUST GOT HOTTER ...

Armani has David Beckham working out in his underwear. Please don't try this at home unless you are David Beckham. Actually, this might be the look Katy and I go for on Warped Tour because it's so freakin hot! In the shweaty balls kind of way. Hmm...underwear and balls...

THANK YOU TO THE MAKEUP INDUSTRY...

The funny part is that this is just how they do Carmen Electra's makeup for her MAC Cosmetics ads

COVER STORY... GISELE BUNDCHEN

What a cover it is. The too-hot-for-words Supermodel is on the cover of GQ Magazine's June issue . The inside photo "spread" is hotter then the cover. I suggest you do what I've already done - go out and by this issue. It's one of those ones that stays next to your toilet.

COVER STORY...PAMELA ANDERSON

The cherry must be the fruit of the season. Lucky cherry! Pamela Anderson's cherries grace the cover of Radar Magazine for the July/ August issue. 

JAMES MCAVOY ON THE TODAY SHOW...

James McAvoy talks about the awkwardness of kissing scenes in movies. James is promoting Wanted also starring Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman. James and Angelina share a heated kiss in Wanted. James is married to the lovely Anne-Marie Duff... Lucky!

FEATURED MYSPACE CELEBRITY ICON KATY PERRY

MySpace has put Katy Perry on the front page of Myspace Celebrity. My girl is popping up everywhere. Also, Perez texted Katy P last night to inform her that she has two songs in iTunes Top 100 downloads: I Kissed A Girl is #1 and Hot And Cold is #33. WOW! Talk about getting on top. GOGOGO!

WANT TO WALK IN HUGH HEFNER'S SHOE'S?

Well now you can. A shoe company called 333 has come out with a line of shoes called the Hugh that is fit for the Playboy daddy himself. Wanna buy the Hugh click here.

RIHANNA ON THE TODAY SHOW...

Rihanna performed on The Today Show at Rockefeller Plaza in New York City.

Keeping It Cool...Summer's Shorter Shorts

by Fernando Pichardo

Hermes

Tom Brown

As green-house gas emissions continue to climb and polar ice continues to melt, summer on Earth just might turn out to be a perpetual affair. As the temperatures rise, a new wardrobe is in order, as evident in the collective consciousness of the creative crew. Last year fashion designers sent out their adonis model troops marching clad in short-shorts, previewing looks for this spring and summer - it looks like our future will not only be a hot one, but one with shorter hemlines. For now, the look is not for the thigh-shy, but adaptation will occur if the need arises.

"SHE'S GOING TO BE A STAR"...RAVE REVIEW

The LA Times gave miss Katy Perry a raving review.

"Points deducted for making the heart sign with her fingers. Points added for the scissor-kick off the monitor."

"Strawberry balloons. She’s gonna be a star."

For more on this review click here

PRESS-ISH ...READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Well, well, well. A shot out to the gays for her gay. I found this interview Katy Perry did for HX Magazine with Brandon Voss in the Pride issue.

"I’ll walk into a party with Markus and we’ll say, “If he’s your team, you can have him; if he’s on my team, I’m going to take him.” At the end of the night, someone ends up with him."

What are you doing Katy? I'm not a slut. Truth be told I haven't had a date in over a year. Yes, I've had a few drunken indiscretions but when I mean a few, I mean a few. OMG what a bitch, I'm trying to get married. And you know what they say, no ones going to buy the whole freakin ice cream truck when your handing out the popsicles for free.

For the rest of this very fairy interview click here

MACRIDA VS VICTORIA

Oh girl is pissed at Victoria Secret because she bought a deffective thong that "scratched" her eye. Why was the thong so close to her face is my question? The rru-eal story is that she was getting up to some nasty s*** and it broke. She was keeping it rru-eal and it went wrong.

BEFORE THE ECHO

by Pierre Baltadano

today i woke up with this in my head; swear i'm not depressed!


michael andrews - before the echo

ITS NICE TO WISH FOR THINGS TO WISH TO WANT... AGAIN, AGAIN

Things I had to have on Warped Tour '08 are: My laptop (MacBook Pro) , Supra Shoes, Kr3w skull t-shirts, a book (The Beautiful Fall), Shampoo (Nick Chavez), and something I cannot live without is my Black Berry. Oh and my flip camera. You're so most definitely welcome.

WANTED...

Is the feeling I had after meeting Anne-Marie Duff, wife of James McAvoy. She was at the after-party for her husband's LA premiere of Wanted that I went to with my mischevious friend Andrew Garfield who twisted my arm to go to this festive party. Just kidding, I will go to the opening of an envelope. EEk. Whatever I met this wonderfully sparkly and masterful actress. Click here to see a trailer of The Waiting Room.

Fun fact: James McAcoy "wanted," he he, and auditioned for the part in Lions For Lambs that Andrew Garfield snagged.

BRITISH KNIGHTS ARE BACK!

by Pierre Baltadano

Where they ever gone? I remember these and those Reebok Pumps and the L.A. Gear shoes. Wow, that goes way back. And those commercials! BK the shoes that are hot the shoes that are wow.

TEN MILLION THINGS AND THINGS!

by Pierre Baltadano

Comcast has been busy putting all those cable company monopoly monies to amazing use. Check out their new beyond-HD that is made up of 10-million pixels and cost the $22 million to produce from design through installation. It was built by a company called Barco for Comcast's new Philadelphia headquarters. I would love to play some video games on that bad boy (minus the ridiculous gaps created by the doorways) and it would make an insane computer monitor. So who will be the next contender in this piss contest?




[via Deputy-Dog.com]

JANE FONDA, ENTERPRISE WANTS THEIR HONDA ...

So I'm at Enterprise rent a car on Ivar and Yucca in Hollywood returning my car because I'm on Warp. So the guy at the desk is on the phone and is like can you tell miss Fonda we've been to the house twice and we are getting ready to have a tow company confiscate it. Hahaha. Sometimes celebrities are such assholes about that type of stuff. GIVE BACK THE CAR! Give it girl, giveit, giveit girl!

FU** BUDDIES ARE FOREVER ...

Chris Crocker is letting everyone one know that he doesn't want a pat on the back. He wants a pat in the sack. He doesn't want friends that don't want to fu** him. I'm picking up what he's laying down. Hahaha. Loud and clear Chrissy!

THE KISSY GIRL IN QUESTION ...

So for all you Katy Perry I Kissed A Girl and I liked it fans. I am going to reveal the girl that Katy can't help but kiss. Her name is Shannon Woodward and she's Katys BFF. Trust me, she's very kissable but it was all very innocent you perverts. Just ask her super actor boyfriend Andrew Garfield. You're Welcome...

WRITE ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW ...

So I write about Katy Perry and well it has been a Katy P packed week. It started off with stylist Johnny Wujek and I teaming up again to style Katy Perry's record release party. That meant styling Katy, Perez Hilton, four band members, two models, Katy's super assistant and friend Susanna Sansone, Pierre Baltadano, and Andrew Garfield. So you can say we had our hands full. For Katy we had three changes: Arrival, Performance, and after party. Her arrival we did a Mermaid-esque gypsy look with a pink, sequined costume top and a tight green high wasted skirt by Elsie Katz paired with green, sequined shoes by Mui Mui. For Perez Hilton, we did a Harold Zedler ring master inspration. We filmed Perez's fitting for Myspace Fashion's The Fit so look out for that.
Katy 2nd look was an ice cream dress by Jeremy Scott. Pink shoes by converse.

Katy's 3rd and final look was a yellow music note dress by Jeremy Scott and black and white bleeding shoes by Sergio Rossi

I was a Giant tomato, was meant to be a cherry, looked more like an apple. Shoes by Supra... You're welcome!

SOMEBODY ASKED...SO HERE'S MY ANSWER...

by Pierre Baltadano

So somebody asked what my issue was with the ginger people. Well this answers it best...

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER THESPIAN IN THE GROUP...

Just incase you missed Katy Perry's acting debut on the Young and The Restless. Oh I meant lesbian, BTW. He he. You're welcome!

WHEN KATY PERRY'S AWAY SISTER ANGELA WILL PLAY...

Friday night Katy Perry was out and sister Angela Hudson was in. I took stylist Melissa Woodury and Angela Hudson out to Hollywood's Club 86.

EMMA WATSON BEWITCHES CHANEL...

What a smart little witch. Emma Watson just scored a $3 million dollar contract with Chanel, replacing Keira Knightley according to the British Daily Mail. I never really think of Emma Watson in fashion but then I saw how hot she looked in Burberry.

NICK JONAS HAS A CRUSH ON KATHERINE HEIGL...

I hear she's a bitch... Just saying Nick.

IS PEREZ HAVING A CHANGE OF HEART?...

OF COURSE this isn't the best picture she's ever taken...ass!. It's all about picking and choosing to support an argument and that is what he is doing with 'lil gurl. I'm not sure why Perez picks on Rumer Willis so much, but I hope he has had a change of heart about her. Rumer is beautiful and I love her fashions. I bumped into Rumer that night; she was at the opening of the Beckley Boutique in West Hollywood on Thursday. Amy Smart is really nice!

DRINKING FOR THE KIDS...

So Shannon Woodward and I hit up a P.S. Arts event on Thursday. P.S. Arts is a great charity that is restoring the arts to public education. I'm trying to help the kids one vodka-soda at a time. Ok, Ok, 2 or 3 at a time. Hey! Don't judge me! It's for the kids.

COVER STORY... CHARLIZE THERON

I'm so turned on by the cover of GQ UK with Charlize Theron. I have a Charlize story. When I was in film school a few years back I was eating at 101 Coffee Shop with a bunch of buddies from school discussing our next project. Then we noticed the waiters pushing all the tables together. First in walks an older woman that sat right across from us and then took notice of our small group and asked what we were doing. We said we were film students working on a film. She says, "My daughter was in a film that premiers tonight, we're all meeting here to eat". Few moments later, in walks Charlize Theron and her movie that premiered that night was Monster which she won an Oscar for. I peed my pants a little that night. A little was for her, a little for Stuart Townsend. Oops, too dirty?