"SHE'S GOING TO BE A STAR"...RAVE REVIEW

The LA Times gave miss Katy Perry a raving review.

"Points deducted for making the heart sign with her fingers. Points added for the scissor-kick off the monitor."

"Strawberry balloons. She’s gonna be a star."

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JANE FONDA, ENTERPRISE WANTS THEIR HONDA ...

So I'm at Enterprise rent a car on Ivar and Yucca in Hollywood returning my car because I'm on Warp. So the guy at the desk is on the phone and is like can you tell miss Fonda we've been to the house twice and we are getting ready to have a tow company confiscate it. Hahaha. Sometimes celebrities are such assholes about that type of stuff. GIVE BACK THE CAR! Give it girl, giveit, giveit girl!