PICK UP KITTENS

NOT GUNS!!! Ok, this is my pic of the day from CuteOverload.com. It is the anti-depressant for all things that make you sad.

AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE KARA DIOGUARDI VS BIKINI GIRL KATRINA DARRELL

Wow I think someone is bitter they didn't make it as a singer.  New American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi took her claws out when Simon Cowell passed "Bikini Girl" Katrina Darrell through to Hollywood. Things got really SAD when DioGuardi try's to out sing the young inspiring singer.



Can someone ring the bitch alert?

KATY RETURNS HOME...

So Katy Perry returned to the Hotel Cafe "home" last night . It's were we who've been fans of her's for years are used to seeing her. Just a girl that makes you feel with her guitar.

Although Katy was fighting a flu she gave one of her best acoustic performances I've ever seen her do.

Katy was captivating and confident in her silk chiffon baby doll dress by Phillip Lim.

KATE WINSLET ON "OPRAH"

Two-time Golden Globe winner Kate Winslet on The Oprah Winfrey Show. 

CAN YOU IMAGINE DATING A 16 YEAR OLD?

OK now stop... Wasn't that annoying?

FUTURE KATY PERRY

COVER STORY... BLAKE LIVELY

I suppose we've run out of real actresses. Basing that assumption by Vogue's February 2009 issue with Blake Lively on the cover.

Blake tells Vogue readers to watch her show on mute. “The fashion is just unbelievable. You can watch our show on mute and be entertained.”

I say, why watch it at all?

GOING FOR THE GOLD...EN GLOBE

"Slumdog Millionaire" knocked out all the competition taking home four awards including Best Drama.


Mickey Rourke wrestled out a Golden Globe win for Best Actor for "The Wrestler."


Kate Winslet depressed her way to two winning spots for Best Actress for "Revolutionary Road" and for Best Supporting Actress for "The Reader."


Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical should have gone to James Franco but was robbed by Colin Farrel for "In Bruges". Both are equally hot!


Best Supporting Actor went to the late GREAT Heath Ledger for "The Dark Knight."


Anna Paquin won a Golden Globe for bad acting for "True Blood." Damn that show is such a guilty pleasure!


My favorite Tina Faye stole the rabbit out of the hat with three wins for her show "30 Rock". One being Best Actress. Suck on that Ugly Betty!

The rest of the categories I don't really care about. So if you want the complete list of winners without the biased commentary CLICK HERE

DRESSING UP FOR A GOOD CAUSE

Nicole Richie looking pure and white. Just like her pure white Christian soul. Just kidding. She did look great though. Love the heavenly halo bread on her head.


The usually angelic blonde Amber Heard showed up with her stylist Johnny Wujek looking very devilish and sexy with her new jet black hair and firery red dress.

The Art Of Elysium Heaven and Hell themed dinner and party on Saturday night had every one dressing in their best for a worthy cause. The non profit charity allows actors and artists of all kinds give their time to children who are battling serious medical conditions.

To learn more or become a volunteer CLICK HERE

KEEP IT CONFIDENTIAL...ISH

How did Andy Warhol put it? "One's company, two's a crowd, and three's a party."  Well thats exactly how we kept it when Ferras and I met up with Terminator actress Levin Rambin at the LA Confidential Pre- Golden Globe party for Ralph Fiennes. 

Leven Whored a dress by Collette Dinnigan and I went a little more traditional with a tux by Dolce and Gabbana with a bow tie by Dsquared2.

Ferras snagging title Best Dressed of the evening. Wearing a dark gray suite by Dolce and Gabbana and pink bow tie by Bottegga Veneta.

A MALIBU WEDDING

Singer Fergie and long time actor boyfriend Josh Duhamel finally tied the knot in Malibu on Saturday night. 

Guests included friends James Caan, Molly Sims, Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell. 

Congratulations to the happy couple! 

PRINCE HARRY A RACIST?

Well Duh. Just another bratty Royal hanging out with his rich friends. Does anyone remember Mel Gibson? Now that's a racist.

SHUT UP AND WALK MARKUS ...

I love when paparazzi ask you random questions as you leave the club. 

Good answer Zelda! 

KATY PERRY WANTS YOU FOR THE GRAMMY'S

Ok so here's your big chance! Click here to start

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

PRINCE " CRIMSON AND CLOVERS"

CLICK HERE ... YOU'RE WELCOME!

LADY GAGA UNPLUGGED ...

Like you've never heard her before.CLICK HERE

COVER STORY... BRAD PITT

The handsome silver fox actor and daddy to many Brad Pitt is on the cover of W Magazine. This Febuary 2009 issue shows Brad looking more his age of 45. I think each wrinkle counts for every kid he has.

I did see his movie Curious Case of Benjamin Button. I felt like I aged 3 hours.

Brad Pitt tells W Magazine his views on gay marriage - “People who are against gay marriage do not understand the very freedoms that they themselves are enjoying. What if someone said, ‘Sorry, no Christianity here? No Judaism. Certainly no Mormons.’ No one would stand for that, and I wouldn’t allow anyone to say that either. I’d fight them in the same way.”

SPOTTED!

My friend Luli calls me whilst I was grocery shopping at Trader Joe's in West Hollywood and said She was just at the Mayfair Market in Hollywood and she walked by Angelina Jolie pushing a grocery cart with one of her adoptees. She couldn't tell which one but she thinks it was Maddox or Pax.

She also noted that Angelina was a vision with her pillowy lips and beautiful flowy long sleeve peach dress.

Lucky!

ZAC EFRON ON "ROBOT CHICKEN"

This is actually really funny. Zac Efron plays the voice of singer Billy Joel.

Children, cover your ears and shut your eyes. This cartoon is for adults.

THE GIRLS OF KATSUYA

Looks like the Hollywood sushi restaurant Katsuya was the place to be Monday night. Hilary Duff and actress Zelda Williams were both spotted leaving right before, but not with, 90210's Shenae Grimes.

And Shenae honey I'm only going to say this because I love you: Easy on the blue eyeliner. And remember, when you're being photographed it's down and out with the chin. Love you, miss you, big kiss!

BRITNEY SPEARS' MYSTERY MAN

Not so much a mystery anymore. His name is Andrew Gallery. Director/Photographer. He directed this great PSA for the Troy and Alana Pack Foundation called "Graduation Day" with Dan Rathers and Lane Garrison. 

Good to see Britney surround herself with good people. 

AMERICA FERRERA ON THE VIEW

America Ferrera and on screen sister Ana Ortiz stop by The View to talk about her Golden Globe nomination for best actress in a comedy series.

Congradulations Betty la fea!

MADONNA FOR LOUIS VUITTON SPRING/SUMMER 2009

The new divorcee is looking quite hot in her new ads for LV. I mean really hot. I actually have to walk away from my compter now because I can't stop staring at her.

LOSER LILY ALLEN TRIES TO PICK A FIGHT WITH KATY PERRY

Looks like Lily Allen is getting bored making out with senior citizens. Lily has taken to targeting Katy Perry in order to keep herself in the papers. The crude singer took to her Facebook this time to write “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”

A bit childish if you ask me. Well Lilly, it doesn't matter how crazy and bitchy you get, Katy is not going to play into your sick 'lil high school games. So your all alone. All alone with your super old man boyfriend, with his saggy wrinkly balls and big man tits. Yuck! If you want your single to take off, then promote it rather than try to get lazy by stirring drama with hard working artists? And stay away from my grandfather!

'WERE THE WORLD MINE" OFFICIAL TRAILER

Were The World Mine starring Tanner Cohen and Zelda Williams. A coming of age film of young adolescents discovering their bodies and dreaming of love and magic in that gay way. Oh and there's singing. I actually think this film looks really cute. Not in the gay way but in the it looks like a good film way.

Actually this was me in High School.  

FERRAS TO PERFORM AT BARACK OBAMA'S INAUGURATION PERFORMANCE

Ferras, the powerhouse vocalist, will perform at President-Elect Barrack Obama's Inauguration in Washington on January 20Th.

FASHION TIPS FROM LADY GAGA ...

My girl Karli Henriquez stopped Lady Ga-Ga at the KIIS' LA 102.7 station to get some fashion tips. Lady dishes it to the guys and the girls. Hairbows for girls and plain white tees for guys.

Thanks Karli!

DEEE-AMN, I'VE GOT TO START PLAYING ME SOME SOCCER!

Hottie soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo took to the sun and the water like most celebritays this New Years. Celebrating his mother's birthday in Madeira Island. The young vibrant glistened whilst poolside with family and friends. Our hearts skip a beat.

TO BE BORN SO PURE... YOU'RE WELCOME

So last night, Katy Darling (the doll) and I did a video blog on the Japanese foot detox pads Kinoki. Well lets just say I didn't have any nasty gunk on my patch. Haha suckers!

STILL MIGHT BE HOPE FOR AMY WINEHOUSE

So I know what your thinking. It's the classic case of beauty and the crazy crackhead/junkie whore beast but, if you blur your vision, Amy looks semi-normal. Semi. Who is this hot piece of meat you ask? Well his name is Josh Bowman. He's a rugby player. H-ahhhh-t! The two met whilst on vacation in St. Lucia.

Please please Amy don't bring this one down with you. Keep your crack pipes and coke far, far, far away from "our" new boyfriend Josh-ua.

Don't think about drugs. Don't think about drug. Don't think about drugs.

DOES IT GET ANY CUTER?

Look at baby kitten friend sleeping on the job. Too cute.  Where's our Kittles Purry friend?

Photo from cuteoverload.

CHRIS CROCKER DOES NOT WANT TO BE THE NEXT NEV CAMBELL

Backstabbing friends!

Chris Crocker took to his myspace to let a couple of his backstabbing friends knows that he knows who you are and he will get hi-ffy.  So quit getting knife happy!

OH IS SHE?...

My favorite drag queen Prince will release three albums this year. She's giving me Trilogy.

Prince-isha debuted four of the new tracks on an LA radio show on Christmas day.

JOHN TRAVOLTA'S SON JETT TRAVOLTA DIES.

The son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston died recently after allegedly having a seizure and falling in the tub.  Jett, 16, has a history of seizures and has been rumored to have suffered from autism. A rumor that the Travolta's denied, of course, because of them being devout Scientologists.

So one might raise the question, could this have been prevented? Maybe if Jett was allowed to take medication for his seizures he wouldn't have had died so young.

Well Scientologists or not, this is very sad new and my heart goes out to John and his Family. 

And not to take away from the sadness of it all, there is another interesting tidbit about this whole incident:  

Jett was supposedly found by the family caretaker, Jeff Michael Kathrain, whom, if you go way back into time (August of 2006), is also the man who was "reported" to be John's lover.  Hmmm.

THE JONAS BROTHERS NEW TV SHOW

Don't get super excited like I did because the show doesn't air 'til May on the Disney Channel. That's five very long months away.

I have to try to get a guest role on the show. Maybe a recurring spot. Thats hot!

WRONG AGAIN...

OK so this seems to be happening quite a bit: things that Andrew Garfield has done are getting reported as things Robert Pattinson has done. Yes they are both very good looking British actors. I can see how you might confuse the two.

This is the 2ND time I had to set things straight. 

First time being that People Magazine reported that Robert threw Shannon Woodward's party, when in fact it was Andrew Garfield and I that did the planning.

So this isn't bad and, again, Rob was there, but then there was the incident with that Jackass comedian making that awful joke about Heath Ledgers death, well that was mostly Andrew and Shannon calling that guy a "dick" and "asshole".   You see, Andrew and Shannon were very close to Heath; Andrew just acted in what was Heath's last film The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.

That's it.  Just wanted to give you guys the full story.

THE KATY GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING ...

THIS ONE'S FOR BRITNEY

After reading Kevin's article in People Magazine I wanted to take the time to do a video blog.  I was amazed at how the focus was on Britney and NOT on Kevin, all in an effort to sell magazines.  We aren't being told Kevin's part in all of the mess and are being fed a story of a villain (Britney) and a hero (Kevin), when really there is more than just that.  So this goes out to our girl Britney.

LET'S BRING IN THE NEW YEAR !

This is one of my favorite pictures. Well it has me in it, Katy Perry, hot model Colin Owens, and one of my favorite designers for "Chatav Ectabit" Clifford Fong. Oh Cliff, I loved your Chanel Sailors Coat!


Emma Roberts and Zelda Williams looking hot with some amazing belt action going on.


Katy Perry is giving me new haircut, new single, new year.


Katy Perry's love interest in her new video "Thinking Of You," actor Matt Dallas.


Singer JoJo brings in the New Year in a purple Herve Leger dress, and a cropped leather jacket.

KATY PERRY'S DOUBLE THE PLEASURE ...

Katy has been so busy this last year, that for New Year's Eve, she performed in New York AND Los Angeles... Katy can teleport for '09