AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE KARA DIOGUARDI VS BIKINI GIRL KATRINA DARRELL

Wow I think someone is bitter they didn't make it as a singer.  New American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi took her claws out when Simon Cowell passed "Bikini Girl" Katrina Darrell through to Hollywood. Things got really SAD when DioGuardi try's to out sing the young inspiring singer.



Can someone ring the bitch alert?

LOSER LILY ALLEN TRIES TO PICK A FIGHT WITH KATY PERRY

Looks like Lily Allen is getting bored making out with senior citizens. Lily has taken to targeting Katy Perry in order to keep herself in the papers. The crude singer took to her Facebook this time to write “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”

A bit childish if you ask me. Well Lilly, it doesn't matter how crazy and bitchy you get, Katy is not going to play into your sick 'lil high school games. So your all alone. All alone with your super old man boyfriend, with his saggy wrinkly balls and big man tits. Yuck! If you want your single to take off, then promote it rather than try to get lazy by stirring drama with hard working artists? And stay away from my grandfather!

MADONNA SAYS, "SARAH PALIN IS NOT INVITED TO THE SHOW!...SARAH PALIN HAS TO GO!"

If the Queen Bee says Sarah Palin has to go, then maybe, just maybe, we have to knock her out of the race by making sure we VOTE for the right person.

WHY I HATE THE VIEW'S ELISABETH HASSELBACK

My mother always said, "Never say hate," so I very much dislike Elisa-bitch Hassel-fuck. She only seems to see the one and only Republican prospective.  I love how she dodges all of Barbara Walters questions. Why won't Bawbwah fire her ass?

COURTNEY LOVE IS QUICK AS A CAT... AND SHADY TOO!

So apparently Courtney Love is trying to pull a fast one on Nirvana's management firm who claims they are owed 5 percent of the sale proceeds that Courtney made from selling part of the Nirvana publishing catalogue. Courtney Cocks apparently pocketed $19.5 million last year. The company says they just want their cut. That's $975,00 Courtney!

Greedy Love's attorney, Howard Weitzman, comments on the alleged "allegations" "hear say" "what she said" with:  I'm aware there's an issue between Londan & Co. and Courtney, but I have not seen the lawsuit."