COVER STORY... BLAKE LIVELY

I suppose we've run out of real actresses. Basing that assumption by Vogue's February 2009 issue with Blake Lively on the cover.

Blake tells Vogue readers to watch her show on mute. “The fashion is just unbelievable. You can watch our show on mute and be entertained.”

I say, why watch it at all?

KARL LAGERFELD AND ANNA WINTOUR FOR FENDI

Both fashion icons attend the Fendi Spring/Summer '09 fashion show in Milan. I love that Anna Wintour is giving me woman in control by holding two phones in her hand even though she has two assistants sitting right next to her.

BILLY ELLIOT IS VOGUE ...

The 2008 September issue of Vogue Magazine features model Caroline Trentini in this boys of Broadway Billy Elliot-inspired photo shoot.

COVER STORY... KATE MOSS

Wow, this is some realness in the daytime. Kate Moss on the cover of Vogue Magazine the August 2009 issue is giving me Uptown working girl. I truly didn't even require Snuffalufagus. Maybe she's giving up her party days for more momma ways. I love rhyming.  You're welcome!