MICHAEL CERA AND DENZEL WASHINGTON ARE THE SAME?

I really love Micheal Cera! I just think that his geekyness is so attractive. I can watch him talk for hours. Is that creepy? I can't wait to see Micheal in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. It comes out this Friday.  Eew I don't think I've ever sounded more like a stalker, except when I talk about Joe Jonas. I kind of talk that way about Zac Efron, John Mayer, Shia Labeouf, Suri Cruise, Chad White, the guy that does my dry cleaning, the waiter at Stork, this guy that I saw crossing the street. Oops! Too much?

SHIA LABEOUF ON JIMMY KIMMEL

Shia LaBeouf tells Jimmy Kimmel that his mom is an elf and lives in a castle.  Maybe Shia's drunk.  Just kidding.  Hahaha, I mean, go see Eagle Eye if you don't want your cell phone traced.

AIN'T MY FAULT SAYS SHIA LABEOUF...

Los Angeles Sheriff says Shia is not to blame. “He was not at fault. We have strong evidence the other party ran a red light.”

I dedicate this to you Shia...

COVER STORY... SHIA LA BEOUF

The August 2008 issue of Details Magazine has Shia La Beouf talking about not being able to control his drinking. I don’t know how to have one drink, says the 22 year-old.  Interesting.

DUI... NOT A GOOD LOOK SHIA LA BEOUF

US Magazine reports- Shia was truck by another car in Hollywood after making an illegal turn in his Ford F-150 pickup. Also in the passenger sit was Shia's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Co-star Isabel Lucas, 23.

Shia was hospitalized due to severly injury's to his head. Most likely Shia will be arrested on suspicion of Driving Under the Infulence.

This is not a good look Shia LeBoof. You should know better. You grew up in LA. Tiss Tiss.