COVER STORY... PARIS HILTON

The always Politically incorrect Paris Hilton is on the cover of the November 2008 issue of Nylon Magazine. Paris tells Nylon TV that she is in fact running for President and she would choose Rihanna to be her running mate.

KATY PERRY AND ANNA LYNNE MCCORD ARE THE SAME

Wow, how interesting. I wonder how 90120's Anna Lynne McCord managed to get all that poodle hair under that short bob wig. Well, in the game of fame same there are no winners; but since I made it up, I say Katy wins! She looks the best in her Dolce & Gabbana dress. You're welcome!

KATY PERRY SPORTS A NEW HAIRDO AT THE NYLON PARTY

Wow, Katy looked so uh-mazing when she walked in last minute to the Nylon party at Tropicana Bar in Hollywood last night. I was breathless when I saw this new Katy. I'm telling you she demanded everyone's attention. Perfect! Looks like I'm going to the wig shop.

COVER STORY... 90210

September issue of Nylon Magazine shows off the girls of our favorite area code 90120. This Bitch is back! With a much younger, hipper, fresher group of ho's. Starting with Shenae Grimes, Anna Lynne McCord and Jessica Stroup. I really hope they bring the fashion!