LAUREN CONRAD BLOGS TOO... I DON'T WANT UR MAN AUDRINA!!!

This is AKWARD for me! Lauren Conrad and Audrinda Patridge are in a fight. Guess why? Audrina's long time on again off again non boyfriend. He doesn't like labels. Lauren has been accused of sleeping with him. LC has blogged that this is definitely not true. She pretty much said she wouldn't touch him if they were the last people on earth and the human race depended on it. 

LC- "Once again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me." "This accusation is insulting on so many levels." "I would NEVER hurt a friend like that!"

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AUDRINA PATRIDGE JOINS A SORORITY-ISH

You know like the Hollywood kind. Audrina Patridge and Rumer Willis have both signed on to re-make the 1980's slasher film The House on Sorority Row. Director Stewart Hendler will begin shooting as soon as next month in Pittsburgh.

BEST DRESSED GIRLS AT THE VMA'S...

Katy Perry looked beautiful in her floral Dolce and Gabanna strapless dress.

Lindsey Lohan is giving me lesbian chic.

Audrina Patridge in Ellie Saab.

COVER STORY... "THE HILLS" LAUREN, LO, AUDRINA

Roommates Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge show off their team spirit on the cover of TV Guide. Team being Team Lauren of course. This is a pretty funny cover. If I had to choose I would be Team Lauren for sure because I despise Heidi and Spencer. I guess we should be expecting a Team Heidi Slut-tag cover.

IT PAYS TO BE REAL-ISH

Love them or hate them but The Girls of the hit MTV show The Hills are getting paid to be "real."  The salaries of these 'lil money makers have been released and I have to say I'm not that surprised. I actually thought they made a little more than these.

Lauren Conrad is banking $75,000 per episode.

Heidi Slut-tag whores $65,000 per BJ.

Lovely Audrina makes $35,000 per episode. (gurl you paying for dinner)

No drama Whitney makes $20,000 per episode.

Get it girls.

SEASON 4 OF MTV "THE HILLS" TONIGHT 10PM

My favorite non-famous famous girls are back. Including Slut-di Slut-tag.

MTV "THE HILLS" SEASON 4 TRAILER...

Loves it! Can't wait for The Hills! All the drama.

Audrina: Justin. Whenever he drinks we get in a fight.

Colin Owens: I'm not that way.

Omg! Audrina finds a new man? It's all too much.

Spencer's sister invites Lauren to her birthday party. If that's not asking for drama I don't know what is.  

OLIVER MARTINEZ AND COLIN OWENS ARE THE SAME...

Rumor has it that hottie Colin Owens is the new boy of the MTV reality show The Hills. I think he's worth keeping a eye on. Plus, Lauren and Audrina need something hot to look at - the boys on the show are so fugly and boring. You're welcome.