STILL MIGHT BE HOPE FOR AMY WINEHOUSE

So I know what your thinking. It's the classic case of beauty and the crazy crackhead/junkie whore beast but, if you blur your vision, Amy looks semi-normal. Semi. Who is this hot piece of meat you ask? Well his name is Josh Bowman. He's a rugby player. H-ahhhh-t! The two met whilst on vacation in St. Lucia.

Please please Amy don't bring this one down with you. Keep your crack pipes and coke far, far, far away from "our" new boyfriend Josh-ua.

Don't think about drugs. Don't think about drug. Don't think about drugs.

HARVEY NICHOLS, IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT!

The five-time Grammy Award winning crackhead Amy Winehouse is being billed for $50,000 by designer Harvey Nichols.  Amy went on one of her routine all night benders in a dress that was borrowed by the high-end store and at the end-ish of the night-ish Amy became violently sick and threw up all over the dress.  Hahaha, duh!  Anyways, "Miss Crackhouse" sent the dress back with all the other borrowed dress in the same box, ruining the other dresses.  Needless to say they want their money.  Well I say, "Fuck that! Its your own damn fault for lending her the dresses to begin with. You knew they weren't going to come back in one piece. It was a trap to make a quick sale."  

AMY WINEHOUSE HAS FINALLY LOST IT!

Girl has gone off the rocker! Get it Amy.

AMY WINEHOUSE'S KNOCK OUT PERFORMANCE ... LITERALLY

Amy served a fan a knuckle sandwich after the fan reportedly said something offensive about Amy's man Blake Fielder. I say that it's always best to never get in between a girl and her crack-dealer - it always gets nasty.

AMY WHINEHOUSE DISS ON KANYE WEST

During Amy's soundcheck for her performance at Glastonbury Music Festival, on Saturday evening Amy sang into the microphone, "At least I’m not opening for a cock like Kanye”
To hear the audio click here

Kanye's response, "This just in... Amy Whinehouse hates me!! Now I've really made it!!! LOL!!!"