LINDSAY LOHAN'S NEW ALBUM COVER...

Hollywood's bad girl Lindsay Lohan is coming out with another album called Spirit In The Dark. Umm, she ain't lying! If anyone's spirit is in the dark it's Lindsay's. I do be thinking she looks real cute on her cover, though. The 'lil witch's album comes out November 4, 2008.  Go vote instead! 

"17 AGAIN" AND "FREAKY FRIDAY' ARE THE SAME

Ok.  So I love Zac Efron, and I'm sure I'm going to see this movie opening night, but why does Hollywood keep regurgitating the same SH*T over and over again. I LOVE YOU ZAC!  This movie was already made in 1976 when Jodie Foster did Freaky Friday.  Then Fred Savage did this story line in the 1988 film Vice Versa. We can't forget about Tom Hanks in Big. Then Lindsay Lohan did the re-make of Freaky Friday in 2003. So now we have 17 which is a mild mix of all of these. 

LINDSAY LOHAN'S LABOR PAINS MOVIE TRAILER...

I tried this once to get out of a job and look at my life now. So I say faking a pregnancy is the best career mov-ie one could make.  Also, if you think your man might leave you for another just say, "Honey I'm pregnant." Worked for me.  If someone tries to car-jack you, you could say, "Don't hurt me I'm pregnant."  It only ever works.

KNEEPAD LEGGINGS... GENIUS

Linds making it a better life for the working girl.  Lindsay Lohan legging "collection." Some have kneepads, some have zippers, but never both.  Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing. Lindsay please, please, please join Katy and I on Warped Tour. You can DJ on the bus. Please send boxes of your leggings for Suzanne and krew.