THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER...

Really ABC Family? "The Secret Life Of The American Teenager?" Really? How about, "The secret life of a creator of a show with a bad title." The only great thing about this show is that Molly Ringwald has a job. I think it also stars Kim Kardashian. It's the Jaime Lynn Spears story! Loves ABC family! "Are you having a baby?" Best thing I heard all day.

COVER STORY... JAMIE LYNN SPEARS

OK! Magazine snagged the first exclusive shots of mother Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby girl, Maddie Briann Aldridge. Grand mama Spears worked at a sweet 1 Million dollar deal with OK!  Now that's Money honey!  Rumor has it that it's not Casey Aldridge's baby at all, that he's being paid as a decoy, and that the real baby daddy is some executive that worked on Zoey 101.  Disney is real SHADY that way.  You're welcome.  Congradulations Jamie Lynn! Your highlights look amazing.  And your baby looks...well, like a baby.  Keep making those money makers!