COVER STORY... EVA LONGORIA PARKER

Looking cute as a button, Mrs. Parker on the cover of November 2008's Allure. Eva talks to Allure about all those rumors in her life.  She claims that she is not preggers, she just got rounder.  OK, whatever that means.  She continues to say that she never got bigger; she's still a size 0. Yesss, I knew she was still a size 0!  GOGOGO. Way to keep those real desperate house wives even more depressed.

TYRA BANKS WANTS PEREZ HILTON TO KNOW SHE HAS A VAGINA

Tyra Banks makes an awkward plea to blogger Perez Hilton to be nice with real life friend Paris Hilton. It didn't seem like the Paris was really that comfortable with this request. This one we can file under weird stuff.

COVER STORY... KATY PERRY

It's our very own 'Lil Grrrl on the cover of the November Issue of Blender Magazine. This is actually a great article.  Long too (the good kind).  I was like, "Gurl, I'm learning so much about you." So if you don't have it, get it. It's Miss Perry's first US cover.

AIN'T THAT SOME BULL****!

AIG, which received over $120 billion as bailout, was under fire for hosting a $400,000 retreat at the St. Regis in late September and has gone and shoved its ass right in our faces again.  After saying how sorry they were for spending so much AND after consider using more of that bailout money to take out "ads" explaining their point of view, they are still hosting another event; an "educational" retreat for about 200 at the Ritz-Carlton in Half Moon Bay, CA.  Taxpayers paid for that so I'm expecting my invite soon.  Click on the title for more.

IT'S "TWILIGHT" AT VMAN

OUR man Robert Pattinson and his "Twilight" boys will be in a spread for VMAN's next issue, out October 21st. They can all bite my neck.  At the same time. Hehe.

UR NOT SO GAY

Hil Duff and Comedian Wanda Sykes have teamed up with the GLSEN and The Advertising Council for an ad campaign called "Think B4 You Speak."

I HOPE YOU CAUGHT THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES LAST NIGHT!

It's important to inform yourself before voting.  I think last night's debate showed just how strong and confident Senator Barack Obama is on his views on the future of being OUR President. Whereas John McCain seemed to be more focused on bashing Barack rather then dealing with the actually questions; he did a great job avoiding most of the topics. Congratulations to my assistant who registered to vote online during the debates. He said it took no time at all.  So if he can do it so can you.  GO REGISTER NOW! Your time is running out.