Selasa, 30 September 2008

HANNAH MONTANA'S GUITAR SHAPED PENIS ...



First its sweet, then its sour. Hahahahaha, I'm dirty.

MY BIOGRAPHY... "CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC"

MICHAEL CERA AND DENZEL WASHINGTON ARE THE SAME?



I really love Micheal Cera! I just think that his geekyness is so attractive. I can watch him talk for hours. Is that creepy? I can't wait to see Micheal in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. It comes out this Friday.  Eew I don't think I've ever sounded more like a stalker, except when I talk about Joe Jonas. I kind of talk that way about Zac Efron, John Mayer, Shia Labeouf, Suri Cruise, Chad White, the guy that does my dry cleaning, the waiter at Stork, this guy that I saw crossing the street. Oops! Too much?

KATIE COURIC INTERVIEWS SARAH PALIN AND JOHN MCCAIN ...



I really love watching Sara Palin in interviews. She's so clueless and its fun to watch John McCain try to back peddle for her. Amazing!!! It was John's best move picking Sarah Palin to be his running mate.  Genius!!!

MISS JACKSON, "IF UR NASTY", HOSPITALIZED


Janet Jackson was hospitalized after felling ill right before her concert in Montreal this week. The rhythm nation singer has put her 2008 Rock With U Tour on hold and hopes to reschedule very soon.

Did anyone else know that Janet was a Power Ranger? 

JANET JACKSON AND THE YELLOW RANGER ARE THE SAME


Pump it up Janet!

AN AMERICAN GIRL IN PARIS...

Katy Perry looks amazing as she arrives at the Patrick Demarchelier's exhibition party last night in Paris. Patrick is an amazing photographer who has shot for every major magazine and has photographed people from Leonardo Dicaprio to the late Gianni Versace.  Brilliant!

Gianni Versace. Paris 1992

Princess Diana. London 1990

Leonardo Dicaprio. 1999

LANCE BASS DANCES TO "I KISSED A GIRL"



This is actually pretty funny. Go, go, gay gadgets go!!!

Senin, 29 September 2008

COVER STORY... JAMES FRANCO


On the cover of Out Magazine November 2008 issue is the very hot, very talented actor James Franco. The question is "GOT MILK?" Well I don't drink milk but, for some reason, looking at this cover I've never wanted milk so badly in my life. Haha, I'm talking about the movie of course. That's right, James Franco stars opposite Sean Penn in the new Gus Van Sant's biopic called Milk about slain gay San Francisco politician Harvey Milk.

Sean Penn tells Madonna- "I just broke my cherry kissing a guy."

That guy was James Franco. Damn, so lucky Sean Penn!

SELENA GOMEZ... ONE OUTFIT, TWO DIFFERENT MORNING SHOWS


Ouch! Who lied to Selena and told her this would be ok? Seriously it takes ten to fifteen minutes to change to your next outfit.  She could have taken the pins out of her hair, changed her blouse, and, just like magic, a whole new outfit. Tis, tis my little witch.

Ok, so as I'm writing this post my friend Rob Williams AIM's me and I ask him about it and he says, "I think this makes her seem normal. Like a librarian."

What do you think?

EMMA WATSON AND EVA GREEN ARE THE SAME


These two are sporting similar looks as they arrive to the Christion Dior fashion show in Paris.  Emma it's time to get out your wand.  Poof! Eva be gone.

KATY PERRY FINDS FRIENDS AT THE CHRISTIAN DIOR SHOW


Well this is a trio I didn't expect to see together in one place. The Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2009 fashion show in Paris had a full house. Lilly Allen, Dita Von Teese and Katy Perry, and if you look closely you can see a bit of Emma Watson next to KP. Oh and above both of them is Travis McCoy from Gym Class Heroes. I'd notice that tattoo sleeve anywhere.

My good friend Rob Williams says- "Lilly Allen is one season away from not being in this photo. Look at how much more polished Katy and Dita are."

Amazing! So very true Rob.

NANCY PELOSI SPEACH BEFORE THE BAILOUT VOTE



Interesting! How much do you think Nacy Pelosi's speech affected the Bailout vote

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES BRING IN THE RATINGS

The ladies of Wisteria Lane have proven they have staying power, bringing in 18.4 million viewers for their premiere episode Sunday night.

SELENA GOMEZ ON THE VIEW ...



I'm not going to lie.
I've sat down and watched a few episodes of The Wizards Of Waverly Place. I love it.

NEW FRAGRANCE BY GWEN STEFANI " HARAJUKU LOVERS"



Gwen Stafani has released her new fragrance at Sephora. She gives you five choices to choose from: Music smells like Vanilla; Baby smells, well, like a baby; Lil Angel smells like a pineapple; Love is a sweet floral smell. G, that stands for Gwen, smells like coconut. Very cute!

LOOKS LIKE I KNOW WHAT KATY'S GETTING ME FOR CHRISTMAS


A Katy Perry Doll. It's a limited edition doll so get them now! The doll retails at $49.99. As of now the pre-orders are SOLD OUT! To be added to the waiting list click here. You're welcome!

HEATHER LOCKLEAR DUI MUG SHOT


Melrose Place actress Heather Locklear was arrested after a call was made to 911 saying they just saw a women leaving a parking lot acting strange and driving erratically in Montecito, California.

Heather, now 47, was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication. She was later released from custody.

Girl, this is not a good look! Maybe I should show you the video again.

WHAT DOES JAMES FRANCO HAVE IN COMMON WITH MADONNA?



Umm, they both made out with Sean Penn. That's right Sean and James share a passionate french kiss in their new movie Milk, where Sean Penn plays an openly gay San Francisco politician Harvey Milk. Huh, what an ironic name for a gay man. Milk, does a body good.



James Franco says- “After our kiss Sean texted Madonna and said, I just popped my cherry kissing a guy. I thought of you. I don’t know why. “

HEAHT LEDGER's DAUGHTER MATILDA INHERITS ESTATE ...



Heath Ledger's parents and sister have renounced their claim to the actors $18 million dollar estate and has gifted it to his 2 year-old daughter Matilda who was not named in the will because it was made before she was born.

MAKING THE VIDEO WITH KATY PERRY

Making of the "Hot N Cold" Video

ITS CALLED "LIGHT" FOR A REASON




So Friday night Terminator's Leven Rambin and Mia Moretti came over so I could dress them for this BlackBerry party in Bevery Hills. So we get all dolled up. Leven wore a dress from Twelfth Street by Cynthia Vincent and I wore my usual black on black. Anyways, you know those nights you'd rather just stay home and hang out with your friends than go out? Well this night, we realized that a little to late. But thank the Lord for subway and Pizza Bella! Or else Mia would starve; girl need a meal every hour!

GIRL MEETs BOY...RACHEL BILSON


This week at the launch of her new clothing line with Macy's for DKNY, 'lil girl was giving me more Samantha Ronson than Summer from the OC. Maybe she was taking a queue from Katie Holmes androgynous. Either way, Rachel is beautiful. But all this world needs is another clothing line. Ooo, I can't wait for my clothing line!!!

COVER GIRL ELLEN DEGENERES AND WIFEY PORTIA DEGENERES SAY "VOTE YES ON PROP 2!"



The happy newlyweds took some time Sunday night in Los Angeles to host Vote Yes! On Prop 2 Party. It's to spread awareness of and hopefully put an end to animal cruelty. We should all support our animal friends. This isn't saying that we shouldn't eat meat, it's just saying the animals that do feed us should be treated fairly while their alive. Although after watching this video below you may not want to eat meat. You're Welcome!

Minggu, 28 September 2008

PARIS FASHION WEEK... GARETH PUGH


With a mix of the Queen Elizabeth, the Golden Ages, and The Cell with Jennifer Lopez, Gareth Pugh has created an elaborate and theatrical picture that I've found myself very involved with. I can see the beauty and mystical world Gareth has created but I wonder what the downmarket store product may look like. Bravo Gareth.

PARIS FASHION WEEK ... IVANAHELSINKI


This young Scandinavian line has caught my attention with its animal prints and summer breeze dresses. I could see Katy Perry sporting a few of these dresses and tiger-print leggings.

KARL LAGERFELD AND ANNA WINTOUR FOR FENDI



Both fashion icons attend the Fendi Spring/Summer '09 fashion show in Milan. I love that Anna Wintour is giving me woman in control by holding two phones in her hand even though she has two assistants sitting right next to her.

SHE'S BACK

Sabtu, 27 September 2008

DIESEL'S 30TH ANNIVERSARY GETS DIRTY-ISH


Diesel's SFW XXX Party Clip - Watch more free videos

Is this SFW porn NSFW?

RIP PAUL NEWMAN


Paul Newman, the Academy Award-winning actor and legend with those bright blue eyes, heart of gold, and foods that help others, has passed away after a battle with cancer at his home in Westport, Connecticut.  Rest in peace Paul Newman.

Kamis, 25 September 2008

MATT BECKLEY AND KATY PERRY ROCKED OUT AT SCALA!!!



A very bendy Katy Perry and her band mate Matt Beckley rocked out hard to the singer's new single Hot N Cold at Scala in London last night.  'Lil girl always giving her all.

CLAY AIKEN GOOD MORNING AMERICA ...



Glay Aiken's first "coming out" appearance.  

HEIDI KLUM BY JORDACHE... JEANS


Here is an ad of supermodel/Project Runway host Heidi Klum teaming up with legendary  jean company Jordache. At first glance I thought this was me. You're welcome! 

SARAH SILVERMAN HAS SOMETHING TO SAY!!!

See more Sarah Silverman videos at Funny or Die


WWW.GREATSCHLEP.COM

WWW.ROCKTHEVOTE.COM

HARVEY NICHOLS, IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT!



The five-time Grammy Award winning crackhead Amy Winehouse is being billed for $50,000 by designer Harvey Nichols.  Amy went on one of her routine all night benders in a dress that was borrowed by the high-end store and at the end-ish of the night-ish Amy became violently sick and threw up all over the dress.  Hahaha, duh!  Anyways, "Miss Crackhouse" sent the dress back with all the other borrowed dress in the same box, ruining the other dresses.  Needless to say they want their money.  Well I say, "Fuck that! Its your own damn fault for lending her the dresses to begin with. You knew they weren't going to come back in one piece. It was a trap to make a quick sale."  

JESSE MCCARTNEY ON DANCING WITH THE STARS



Summerland "surfer" Jesse McCartney sings his summer hit "Leavin" on Dancing With The "Stars."

Rabu, 24 September 2008

THE MAN BEHIND THE SHOE...ANGEL CABADA


I've known Angel for sometime and I was glad to run across this interview from sneakerfreaker.com.  Supra has become one of the most sought out sneaker.  If I wear these shoes at a fashion show or at Target, people always stop me to ask what kind of shoes they are and where they can get them.  I also sport his clothing line KR3W.  Check it out!



SF Interview-

I know what you mean. What is the essence of Supra?

Supra is a Latin word that stands for ‘above and beyond’, that’s where I got the word from. Names are very important and it has to sound right. So that’s that.




Has the success exceeded your expectations so far?
I don’t know man, I think we’re just getting started. I mean, I’m happy and I’m satisfied that we’ve caught everybody’s attention and people are loving our stuff. I was hyped to see Little Wayne and Jay Z wearing Skytops at the BET awards recently. A lot of people are embracing the shoes, it’s all organic, it’s happening on its own.



You’ve partnered with Steve Aoki and Samantha Ronson and Chad Muska of course. It seems genuine to me and I think kids are responding to the fact that they’re close to the brand and they’re a nice fit with what you’re about. Are you a little cynical about the way some brands associate themselves with celebrities?
No comment. Everyone does their own thing. I just know that for me personally, I have to make this connection and the people that we have given stuff to are actually our friends. We’re not paying money to place the product. They’re my friends. Like I said, we don’t pay an agency $20,000 a month to place our products (laughs). I mean, you couldn’t pay me to put something on that I don’t like. I think that’s how they feel as well and I appreciate that. I don’t want to mention any names.

For the rest of thin interview by sneakerfreaker click here

REUNITED WITH KITTY PURRY




This is me being reunited with Katy Perry's cat Kitty Purry.  I mean "OUR" cat. When Katy or I leave town we have fellow Hero Pierre Baltadano take car of Kitty or Bella. Only thing is that as of late, Kitty seems to have a permanent residence with Pierre and only supervised visits with Katy.  Sorry Katy.

BRITNEY SPEARS HOUSE FOR SALE...


Dane Cook should have bought Britney's house in Studio City for 7.9million.  Its a six bedroom, six bathroom mansion outside of Studio City.  So does that mean its adjacent? I hear that the house comes with six ghosts that will haunt you until you go insane, make you get married to a loser, and then guide you to make poor choices in your professional career.  I would ask for 8 million. Hello free ghost. Can you imagine having a floating object. That's endless hours of entertainment and inspiration.

COVER STORY... DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES




America's favorite housewives, not my favorite though, are on the cover of TV Guide September 29- October 5 issue.  Giving me pin up house wives.  I really like this cover.  I can see each outfit on Katy Perry.

ELDERLY EMMYS 08 WERE THE LEAST WATCHED EMMYS EVER


The boring old people Emmys scored a meager 12.2 million viewers, beating out the low ratings of the 1990 Emmys that previously held the crown for the least viewed at 12.3. Wow you would think having five host's would have been a sure fire plan.  

SHIA LABEOUF ON JIMMY KIMMEL



Shia LaBeouf tells Jimmy Kimmel that his mom is an elf and lives in a castle.  Maybe Shia's drunk.  Just kidding.  Hahaha, I mean, go see Eagle Eye if you don't want your cell phone traced.

WOW WHOOPI GOLDBERG IN A DRESS!



Wait, did Whoopi only put on a dress for her crush The View guest star Aaron Eckhart? Or did she loose a bet? OR is she reading my blog? Huh,You're Welcome!

GAY COVER STORY... CLAY AIKEN


Of course Glay Aiken is Clay! I didn't need to see on the cover of People Magazine. Glay tells Peoples mag- "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things."


Selasa, 23 September 2008

KATY PERRY AND THE BAND GET DOWN IN MILAN


Katy Perry and band were fully decked out in D&G when they performed in Milan on Monday.  Love, love, love Katy's sequined D&G dress!  Hahaha check out drummer Adam Marcello's OH face in the background.

KATY PERRY AND KELLY ROWLAND GO SHEER FOR D&G


Katy Perry and Kelly Rowland pose for pictures at the D&G Women's Spring/Summer '09 fashion show in Milan.

MY THREE FAVORITE EMMY DRESSES ...


I thought Desperate House Wives' Marcia Cross' stylist Jessica Pastor made an amazing choice choosing this dress by Elie Saab. Its tricky going with so much tulle, but I loved it. The length, embroidered top, and the taffeta belt all came together with such class.

I'm not the biggest fan of Lipstick Jungle's Brooke Shields, but she looked amazing in her fuchsia ruffled gown by Badgley Mischka. Loved the soft curls. This is my whole look!

And I Love, Love, Loved Lost star Evageline Lilly's Elie Saab couture. This muslin gown took me by surprise because usually your not using muslin unless your on stage in medieval times but it worked with the strips of sequin and tulle. Bravo!

WHY JOSH GROBAN IS A HERO...



It was so great to see JGro performing tunes from popular shows such as The Golden Girls, Friends, and South Park at this years Emmy's. The thing many people may not know is that Josh is great at doing impressions and acting out other characters. Go Hero!!!

EMMYS FOR THE ELDERLY ...

Elderly Emmys 2008


For me, I thought the Emmy's, like most award shows, were boring.  I didn't really care for the five hosts either.  AND the majority of the winners and nominees where over 60. Which is why I named this years award show "Emmy's For The Elderly." Congratulations to Tina Faye and the cast of 30 Rock on their four Emmy wins, though.

For the full list of the 2008 Emmy Winners Click Here

AMY WINEHOUSE HAS FINALLY LOST IT!



Girl has gone off the rocker! Get it Amy.

Senin, 22 September 2008

JONATHAN BENNETT TEEN VOGUE...


Mean Girls hottie Jonahtan Bennett showed up to the Teen Vogue party in Hollywood looking very hot in is super skinny jeans and striped button up shirt by Corpus.  The 70's inspired jacket by Margiela pulls this whole look together.  Jonathan has three projects in the works: The Assistant, Van Wilder 3, and Slightly Single in LA.

SHANNON WOODWARD VOGUES-ISH


Really "The Riches" star Teen Vogue'd in her leather jacket by Corpus. Shannon Woodward is currently working on the thriller called Shortcut Directed by Nicholaus Goossen and also starring Dave Franco.

VANESSA HUDGENS IN GIVENCHY


Vanessa Hudgens arrived at the 6th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party in Los Angeles on Thursday wearing a fabulous pair of black webbed caged Givenchy heels.

A FLASH LOOK INTO THE LA SCENE ... TEEN VOGUE PARTY








Photo's by Mark Cobrasnake